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There Is Nothing Like a Dame

richard rodgers • oscar hammerstein II

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This song is from the 1949 Broadway Musical "South Pacific" and the 1958 Film Musical with the same title. The story of the musical is summed up along with a medley HERE.

It appears early in the first act, where a bunch of Seabees [from CB:"Construction Battalion", ed.note] have gathered on the shore, pacing back and forth, frustrated of the isolation from the civilisation, endless boredom waiting for a battle to come and missing the only thing that really would comfort them. Then a squad of nurses approaches jogging along the shoreline ...

The leader of the Seabee gang - "Luther Billis" - was performed by Myron McCormick in 1949. For the Film Musical, Ray Walston was chosen, and besides Mitzy Gaynor he was the only actor whose voice wasn't dubbed. The other important Seabee "Stewpot" changed frequently on Broadway, like many other roles, but was often performed by a baritone instead of a bass. In the film, the role is uncredited, but the dubbing is certainly Thurl Ravenscroft; a man whose booming bass was heard in more productions than most any other, and keeping on until his death in 2005 at the age of 91.

From 1949 on, "There Is Nothing Like a Dame" has been an outstanding act for a lot of ensembles. The song was written for orchestra and choir featuring 2 tenor and 2 bass singers. Performing such a work solo is ambitious, silly and ... funny! By altering octaves and doing tricks with your throat it works, though R&H would have gotten the creeps. Never mind; they're both long gone.


we got sunlight on the sand
we got moonlight on the sea
we got mangoes and bananas
you can pick right off the tree
we got volleyball and ping-pong
and a lot of dandy games!
what ain't we got?
we ain't got dames!

we get packages from home
we get movies • we get shows
we get speeches from our skipper
and advice from tokyo rose
we get letters doused with perfume
we get dizzy from the smell!
what don't we get?
you know darn well!

we have nothin' to put on a clean white suit for ...
what we need is what there ain't no
substitute for ...

there is nothin' like a dame
nothin' in the world
there is nothin' you can name
that is anythin' like a dame!

we feel restless • we feel blue
we feel lonely and in brief
we feel ev'ry kind of feelin'
but the feelin' of relief
we feel hungry as the wolf felt
when he met red hiding-hood
what don't we feel?
we don't feel good!

lots of things in life are beautiful but brother ...
there is one particular thing that is nothin' whatsoever in any way
shape or form like any other ...

there is nothin' like a dame
nothin' in the world
there is nothin' you can name
that is anythin' like a dame!

nothin' else was built the same
nothin' in the world
as the soft and wavy frame
like the silhouette of a dame!

there is absolutely nothin' like a frame of a dame

so suppose a dame ain't bright
or completely free from flaws
or as faithful as a bird dog
or as kind as Santa Claus
it's a waste of time to worry
over things that they have not
we're thankful for the things they got!

there is nothin' you can name
that is anythin' like a dame!

there are no books like a dame
and nothin' looks like a dame
there are no drinks like a dame
and nothin' thinks like a dame
nothin' acts like a dame
or attracts like a dame
there ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here
that can't be cured by putting him near
a girly • womanly • female • feminine
dame!


For the following CHORD section, fullscreen/horizontal mobile is recommended.
Chords in brackets may be omitted.

In the context "South Pacific Medley", this song joins the common key G for simplicity. When played alone, in full length, the A key is more convenient, considering the bass lines.


A
we got sunlight on the sand
...
we got moonlight on the sea
        Bm
we got mangoes and bananas
         E7
you can pick right off the tree
        A
we got volleyball and ping-pong
      A#dim
and a lot of dandy games
Bm             D6
what ain't we got
   Esus4 G#*)  A
we ain't got dames

A
we get packages from home
...
we get movies   we get shows
        Bm
we get speeches from our skipper
         E7
and advice from Tokyo Rose
        A
we get letters doused with perfume
       A#dim
we get dizzy from the smell
Bm            D6
what don't we get
   Esus4 G#*)  A
you know darn well

C#7                                      E7+9
we have nothin' to put on a clean white suit for
B7                                         E6     ...E7
what we need is what there ain't no substitute for

...                      A
there is nothin' like a dame
E       Esus4   A
nothin' in the world
Bm        E7              F#
there is nothin' you can name
Daug    Bm        E6     A
that is anythin' like a dame

A
we feel restless   we feel blue
...
we feel lonely and in brief
        Bm
we feel ev'ry kind of feelin'
         E7
but the feelin' of relief
        A
we feel hungry as the wolf felt
         A#dim
when he met red hiding-hood
Bm             D6
what don't we feel
   Esus4 G#*)  A
we don't feel good

C#7                                      E7+9
lots of things in life are beautiful but brother
B7
there is one particular thing that is nothin' whatsoever
...                                 E6   ...E7
in any way  shape or form  like any other

...                      A
there is nothin' like a dame
E      Esus4    A
nothin' in the world
Bm        E7              F#
there is nothin' you can name
Daug    Bm       E6      A  ...F#
that is anythin' like a dame

...                         B
nothin' else was built the same
F#      F#/E    B
nothin' in the world
F#7                    G#
as the soft and wavy frame
Eaug      C#m       F#7   B
like the silhouette of a dame

B5[/B]   [/A] [/#G] [/#F]   [/E]   B7    [/B]**)E  ...E7
there is absolutely nothin' like a frame of a dame

...A
so suppose a dame ain't bright
...
or completely free from flaws
       Bm
or as faithful as a bird dog
      E7
or as kind as santa claus
        A
it's a waste of time to worry
     A#dim
over things that they have not
        Bm     D6      Esus4  G#*)  A
we're thankful for the things they got


E     E7          A
da da di da da da daa
E       Esus4    A
da da   di da   daa ***)
Bm        E7             F#
there is nothin' you can name
Daug     Bm       E6      A
that is anythin' like a dame

A                          E  ...E7
there are no books like a dame
                          A
and nothin' looks like a dame
              D6            E  ...E7
there are no drinks like a dame
                           A  ...A7
and nothin' thinks like a dame
                    Bm  ...E7
nothin' acts like a dame
                   A#dim
or attracts like a dame
                Bm
there ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here
      B7
that can't be cured by putting him near
   E      E7      C#m      Esus4     A
a girly  womanly  female  feminine  dame

*) No, this is not a misspelling. Both composer and musical director implemented by intention G# prior to E7, probably to obtain a vaudeville effect.

**) The deep note B1 is not peanuts to reach. Better skip it than fail, and sing normal B instead. Or omit the entire line, which is not musically important; only written to feature the character "Stewpot".

***) Instrumental part, but the melody line may of course be hummed.

A major
A
A seventh
A7
A sharp diminished
A#dim
B major
B
B seventh
B7
B fifth
B5
B minor
Bm
C sharp minor
C#m
C sharp seventh
C#7
D sixth
D6
D augmented
Daug
E major
E
E augmented
Eaug
E sixth
E6
E seventh
E7
E suspended fourth
Esus4
E seventh add nine
E7+9
G sharp
G#
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